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Phooey
08-31-2011, 12:29 PM
I edited out number 10 - a little too tasteless but #7 is my personal favorite for a gun forum:D

Top Ten Country Western Songs.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But ...

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3.. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
getsome
08-31-2011, 12:38 PM
Good ones...I like #7 and #5 but they are all funny...Thanks
Phooey
08-31-2011, 12:45 PM
Good ones...I like #7 and #5 but they are all funny...Thanks

Too many old stories from youth that #2 rings true - yeesh!:eek:
TheTman
08-31-2011, 02:11 PM
#1 really hits home for me.
O'Dell
08-31-2011, 02:15 PM
I like 8 and 5. I think I need to start drinking. :rolleyes:
Dietrich
08-31-2011, 04:24 PM
My personal favorite used to be "If I had to do it all over again,I`d do it all over you." Your #1 has bumped it out of first place.
getsome
08-31-2011, 04:32 PM
Another good one: "I can't get over you until you get out from under him"...:cool:
TomMc
08-31-2011, 05:00 PM
My favorite...."How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away"
melissa5
08-31-2011, 05:27 PM
There must be something wrong with me. I've never heard any of those songs! #1 pretty much hits the nail on the head though.
CJB
08-31-2011, 07:25 PM
I confess #9..... oh the Maker's Mark....
georgepittenger
08-31-2011, 08:10 PM
# 8 :cheer2:


Thanks for a few laughs !
yqtszhj
08-31-2011, 09:46 PM
You know they are all funny but they remind me why I am rebelling against my music city heritage and do not consume country music. I will consume bluegrass music though, or anything else for that matter, just not modern country.
OldLincoln
08-31-2011, 10:37 PM
My favorite...."How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away"
I like Tom's better than all the others!
steve666
09-01-2011, 06:39 AM
A couple of all time favorites:
"She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)"
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life"
steve666
09-01-2011, 06:40 AM
SIZE="4"]A couple of all time favorites:[/SIZE]
"She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)"
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life"
Bawanna
09-01-2011, 10:51 AM
Drop Kick Me Jesus is my theme song. If they ever make a movie about me (could happen) you'll hear it ALOT.
OldLincoln
09-01-2011, 01:10 PM
I vote for Wilford Brimley to play your part Bawanna. He's a good ole conservative grouchy sweetheart of a man. He was a ranch hand, wrangler, blacksmith and even a bodyguard for Howard Hughes before he became an actor, so he's earned his stripes (was a Marine to boot).
Bawanna
09-01-2011, 01:14 PM
I vote for Wilford Brimley to play your part Bawanna. He's a good ole conservative grouchy sweetheart of a man. He was a ranch hand, wrangler, blacksmith and even a bodyguard for Howard Hughes before he became an actor, so he's earned his stripes (was a Marine to boot).

Good choice, he'd be perfect. I'm thinking Justin Bieber for me in my youth. I don't know squat about him but he's really popular with the chicks. So that works for me. I was thinking Jimmy Dean but too late for him......sigh.
Phooey
09-01-2011, 01:21 PM
I vote for Wilford Brimley to play your part Bawanna. He's a good ole conservative grouchy sweetheart of a man. He was a ranch hand, wrangler, blacksmith and even a bodyguard for Howard Hughes before he became an actor, so he's earned his stripes (was a Marine to boot).


Take a look at this guy for the movie star role! Real ringer for the B-man:D

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/a-question-for-you.htm
JFootin
09-01-2011, 01:51 PM
Take a look at this guy for the movie star role! Real ringer for the B-man:D

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/a-question-for-you.htm

LOL! Yeah, that's him!

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee486/John_England/a-question-for-you.jpg
Bawanna
09-01-2011, 01:55 PM
Naw, that ain't me. Looks like the Cuban Cartel dude the other day only slightly better looking.

Must be tough to eat with that sage brush on his face. Ice cream, not good. I'm thinking major league hair ball.
OldLincoln
09-01-2011, 02:44 PM
I can picture him putting on a hospital mask as a mustache bra so he can eat.
sharpetop
09-02-2011, 09:42 PM
You beat me to the number one! The only time I've heard it was between San Antonio and Laredo, Tx. at about 4:00a.m. LMAO. The radio station played nothing but "Texas Music" from Texas musicians.
pyth0n
09-03-2011, 10:24 PM
A real one' "Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone". :0
JFootin
09-03-2011, 10:38 PM
"Dang me! Dang me! They ought to take me out and hang me!"
O'Dell
09-03-2011, 11:25 PM
Not at all a country fan, but I think we missed two great ones. "I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed while I'm crying over you" and "Does the chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post overnight".
yqtszhj
09-04-2011, 08:46 AM
I can picture him putting on a hospital mask as a mustache bra so he can eat.

My wife says it looks like something happened ant things got shifted a bit. His eyebrows are the moustache and that other thing is the gotee
cincinnatijim
11-11-2011, 04:03 PM
Anybody remember "I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back while I cry over you"?

Can't remember the name of the singer or the name of another song but it had the line - "I'm a going Sue I'm a going, but 'fore I go I've got something to say. You can have my steer cause he looks like you my dear."