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Brittanyman
09-09-2011, 03:41 PM
Top (http://us.mc1801.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=amxgl54@Top)Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
crazymailman
09-10-2011, 01:27 AM
That's funny!:D
tv_racin_fan
09-10-2011, 01:37 AM
I have and I will try to remember to show it to my wife...
Dietrich
09-10-2011, 05:31 AM
+1 for #1.
georgepittenger
09-10-2011, 07:47 AM
:yo: , like it !
craglawnmanor
09-10-2011, 08:15 AM
I've got a friend that will definitely appreciate this!:yo:
jdlott74
09-10-2011, 09:41 AM
Top (http://us.mc1801.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=amxgl54@Top)Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

jlottmc is definately going to like this one...But Brittanyman don't make us NC girls look bad by posting this..LOL...

And I beg to differ with #5. I actually don't have a lot of clothes in my closet and don't go shopping.
Bill K
09-10-2011, 09:49 AM
Some good ones there.

You might also have challenged us to come up with some of our own. Like...

11) They don't reject you when all you want to do is fondle them.
wayneo1
09-10-2011, 10:11 AM
Funny list. :)
Thanks for the laugh