OldLincoln
10-30-2011, 11:39 AM
Seems this may have been around before but I don't recall very well. If it's that old feel free to delete it Bawanna.
A “Californians to Texan” translation directory
CALIFORNIA................................... TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons........................ Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands........................... Swamp
Undocumented Worker................... Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials.................... Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery......................... Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed................................. Well-protected
Narrow-minded............................... Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share............... Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control............. Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives.......... Fireworks for Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass.................... Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity........... Socialism
Multicultural Community................. High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress............ Marxism
Upper Class or “The Rich “............. Self-Employed
Progressive, Change....................... Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged........... Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle...................................... Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future.............. Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform.......................... Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater..... Conservative
Truants........................................... .. Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed........................ Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine................. Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot.............................. Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves..................... Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee............................ Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or “The Rich “................ Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby................................ NRA Members
Assault Weapon.............................. Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus................................ New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage........................ Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting.... Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
A “Californians to Texan” translation directory
CALIFORNIA................................... TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons........................ Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands........................... Swamp
Undocumented Worker................... Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials.................... Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery......................... Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed................................. Well-protected
Narrow-minded............................... Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share............... Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control............. Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives.......... Fireworks for Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass.................... Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity........... Socialism
Multicultural Community................. High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress............ Marxism
Upper Class or “The Rich “............. Self-Employed
Progressive, Change....................... Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged........... Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle...................................... Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future.............. Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform.......................... Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater..... Conservative
Truants........................................... .. Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed........................ Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine................. Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot.............................. Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves..................... Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee............................ Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or “The Rich “................ Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby................................ NRA Members
Assault Weapon.............................. Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus................................ New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage........................ Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting.... Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs