trelliswires
11-11-2011, 03:34 PM
I am adding another suggested title to Phooey's "A Little Humor - Country Western Song Titles" posted 08/31/2011. Since the roots of Country Songs are from life experiences, this one is from a conversation with a trucker.
Awhile back, I received my tractor/trailer shipment of vineyard end posts, grapestakes and trellis wire from a Bakersfield, CA, supplier by way of overnight delivery through Tucson. It was an early, cold morning in February and the driver was thoroughly exhausted. I asked him if he had eaten breakfast and if not, I had the coffee made back up at the house.
His reply, "Naw, ah cain't eat:
'I left my teeth in Tucson'."
I asked no further questions as my initial impression of the fellow was "ridden hard and put away wet too many times'. I didn't want to know who, what, when, where, why or in what he had "lost" his teeth. Some things are best left undetermined.
Think Blake Shelton would run with this one?
Awhile back, I received my tractor/trailer shipment of vineyard end posts, grapestakes and trellis wire from a Bakersfield, CA, supplier by way of overnight delivery through Tucson. It was an early, cold morning in February and the driver was thoroughly exhausted. I asked him if he had eaten breakfast and if not, I had the coffee made back up at the house.
His reply, "Naw, ah cain't eat:
'I left my teeth in Tucson'."
I asked no further questions as my initial impression of the fellow was "ridden hard and put away wet too many times'. I didn't want to know who, what, when, where, why or in what he had "lost" his teeth. Some things are best left undetermined.
Think Blake Shelton would run with this one?