I was only kidding earlier about the Dr. Getsome red meat, Killian Red diet but it sounds fun for a little while……I also have old man digestion problems with gas, burping and heartburn no matter what or how bland the food is but I found that if I take Prilosec OTC Omeprazole (I take the Kroger store brand) it works great for heartburn and even though I’m not lactose intolerant I found if I take a couple Lactaid Lactose enzyme pills it takes care of the gas, burping problem……With the above store bought meds, a blood pressure pill and 6 or 8 Ibuprofen tablets I get through the day…….Ain’t old age fun!