I've tried to get our horses to mow the lawn but I can't get the bastards to eat in straight rows. All uneven and shoddy looking.
Be a lot cheaper to live with it than buy somebody else's grass for them all the time.
Wife and daughter don't ride a whole lot but neither will part with them for anything.
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."