September silliness

[jeepster09]

I like Florida but could NEVER live there. They have too many creatures; then throw in some hurricanes that help the creatures come out of the swamps to MINGLE.

[340pd]

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[jeepster09]

;-[;-]

[JohnR]

The only creatures in Florida you gotta worry about are two legged.

[berettabone]

I like Florida but could NEVER live there. They have too many creatures; then throw in some hurricanes that help the creatures come out of the swamps to MINGLE.

That makes two of us. Don't forget rebuilding your home every other year. floods, sinkholes, insurance costs, bugs you think are birds, stifling heat. We've had better weather in the Northern Midwest.................

[JohnR]

That’s ok, Florida is full anyway. We like scaring people away.

[jeepster09]

Ahhhh no need to scare 'em the gators, snakes and ill-legals will take care of them.

[Barth]

You? The bike? Or the girl?

Motorcycle is a Bridgestone 350, my girlfriend at the time was a 14-year-old brunette.
It's a two stroke and I seized the motor and locked up the back tire at 60 mph.
Sold it and bought a BMW 500.
Seized it on the freeway, had a BMW dealer rebuild it and sold it.
Then bought a Triumph Tiger 650.
Set the timing myself (too advanced) and burnt the pistons.
Rebuilt the top end myself and sold that bike.
I can go on and on.
Think you all can see a pattern here - LOL!

[kenemoore]

^^^Never buy a bike from Barth!

[340pd]