November numbness

[Barth]

[jeepster09]

Looking for others to participate in the BEET OFF COMPEITION

[Barth]

[340pd]

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[dao]

and she only learned of it many years later when you too were an adult and should could no longer ground you.

[jeepster09]

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”
The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.”
“I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theatre.”
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theatre.
He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
“Marge,” whispered Mildred.
“What?” said Marge.
“I think the guy next to me is a pervert.”
“What makes you think so?” asked Marge.
“He undid his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Mildred.
“Eh, don’t worry about it,” said Marge. “At our age we’ve seen ’em all.”
“I thought so too,” said Mildred, “but this one’s eatin’ my popcorn!”

[BirdsThaWord]

I got into gin, but gin liked me way more than I liked it, so I quit. A good whiskey a few times a year, a Guinness occasionally, or any cheap beer is fine. PBR was an early favorite, and my dad was buying that till he passed away last month (age 91).

Hey John… Just catching up around here some and read your post. Sorry to hear about your pops my friend. Hope you are doing well. Fearing mine is close. At least, no more pain and no more dealing with the mounds of bs so common in the world these days. Best wishes man!

[JohnR]

Thanks, Bird!

[wyntrout]

[getsome]

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Things have changed……Last week in Fannin County Georgia which is in the north Ga mountains where people know how to take care of themselves 41 year old mother of 4 Brittany Patterson took her oldest son for a doctor’s appointment and left 10 year old two weeks from 11 year old son Soren at home…..Soren decided to walk to the Dollar General store less than a mile away along a 2 lane road which he had done many times when he ran into Karen who thought he was lost or something and asked if he needed help……..Soren later told Police that he thought she was weird and ran into the store to get away from her………Well Karen wasn’t having any of that and called the Fannin County Sheriff dept. who sent a deputy out and took Soren back home all 3/4 mile of it and waited for his mom Brittany to come home from the doctor apt then handcuffed her in front of her children and took her to jail charged with Reckless Endangerment……….This has become quite a national news story about “The Nanny State” and government overreach into people’s life……….Not sure how this case will turn out but I hope she sues the county for everything they have………Now if the law knew all the crap I did when I was 11 years old I might have to head to Mexico but damn it sure was fun and I’m still alive……..