MARCH in here NOW!

[jeepster09]

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[jeepster09]

Got about 2 foot of snow in back yard this morning with 30-50 mile an hour wind.....
Somebody likes it!

[340pd]

[Bawanna]

Got about 2 foot of snow in back yard this morning with 30-50 mile an hour wind.....
Somebody likes it!

Do I need to bring my snow shovel and help dig ya out?

[jeepster09]

They don't make 'em like this anymore....

https://youtu.be/BlPRnUSuS-o?si=LAPGYcIg6Wc89iEp

[kenemoore]

[340pd]

[jeepster09]

A guy moves into a new apartment in New York and heads to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox.
As he’s doing so, a stunning young woman steps out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing nothing but a robe.
She flashes him a warm smile and strikes up a conversation. As they chat, her robe slowly slips open, revealing that she’s wearing absolutely nothing underneath.
The poor guy starts sweating bullets, struggling to keep eye contact.
After a few minutes, she gently places a hand on his arm and whispers, “Let’s go inside—I hear someone coming…”
Without hesitation, he follows her into the apartment. She closes the door, leans against it, and with a sultry look, lets the robe fall completely open.
“Tell me,” she purrs, “what would you say is my best feature?”
The guy, now a nervous wreck, stammers, clears his throat, and finally blurts out, “Uh… your ears!”
She looks absolutely baffled. “My ears?! Look at these boobs—perky, natural, no sag! My butt? Firm, flawless, zero cellulite! My skin? Perfect, no blemishes! Out of everything, WHY would you say my ears?!”
Still flustered, he clears his throat again and mutters, “Because… when you said you heard someone coming… that was me.”

[340pd]

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[Barth]

In high school, gas was so cheap that cruising the boulevard was the inexpensive thing to do.