All the picture needs is a little cot, over in the corner.
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog, Fluffy, for a walk around the block. He said no, because Fluffy was in heat.
Sally, curious, asked, "What does 'in heat' mean?"
Without explaining, her dad grabbed a rag soaked in gas, wiped the dog's rear end with it, and told her, "Go around the block and come straight home."
When she returned, Sally was by herself. Her dad asked, "Where's Fluffy?"
Sally shrugged and said, "Fluffy ran out of gas a few blocks back, and another dog is pushing her home."
"Life Member NRA" / GOA Member.
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TMan
"If you are a warrior legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that JOCKO will not come today."
Wow, I feel better, it only takes me 5 pillows to get comfortable enough to try and sleep…..Not sure what I’d with all that extra hardware under the covers……![]()
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"Never pet a burning dog"
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"Never pet a burning dog"
"Never pet a burning dog"
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"Never pet a burning dog"