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    After 20 years as a successful gynecologist, a doctor grew tired of dealing with malpractice insurance and endless HMO paperwork. Even though medicine was all he had ever known, he decided it was time for a career change.

    Since he had always been good with his hands, he thought becoming a mechanic might be a great fit. He enrolled in evening classes at a local technical college, attended diligently, and absorbed everything he could about automotive repair.

    When the practical exam arrived, he carefully prepared, executing each step with precision. Weeks later, he received his results—and was shocked to see a score of 150%! Thinking there must be a mistake, he called his instructor.

    “I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,” he said, “but I just wanted to check if there was an error in my grade.”

    The instructor chuckled. “Not at all! You disassembled the engine flawlessly—that earned you 50%. Then, you reassembled it perfectly—another 50%.”

    After a brief pause, the instructor added, “And I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler… something I’ve never seen done in my entire career!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJBert View Post
    Best Queen song ever! One of the few songs I have to turn the volume all the way up when I hear it.
    A couple for me are, "Adult Education" by Hall and Oates, and "Beware my Love" by Wings.

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    Looking for some nibbles.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster09 View Post
    Looking for some nibbles.....
    Oh my, I saw this at my bedtime, now what to do…..damn it Jeep

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    Quote Originally Posted by getsome View Post
    Oh my, I saw this at my bedtime, now what to do…..damn it Jeep
    Get your rod out, of course!
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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    Why did I not know this?


    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    "Never pet a burning dog"

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    Wow!
    Rooftop pool sloshing around during the terrible earthquake in Thailand …..

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